If you call yourself a diva
You better be a singer
And not somebody cutting me in line.

If you call yourself a diva
You better sing a solo
And not be someone treating me unkind.

If you call yourself a diva
It better be for real
And not some sad, pathetic kind of front.

If you’re selfish and you’re thoughtless
And you’re broken and you’re heartless
You’re probably not a diva, you’re a ….